femmetay:

lovesbitch:

I don’t understand how people can leave tumblr. I’ve been here since 2009 - I couldn’t leave even if I wanted to. 

i really believe that anyone who made an account between 2009-2011 unknowingly signed a contract with the devil and now we’re all trapped here until the website finally dies like leaving has never been an option in the first place

lunaaltare:

me looking at the same post on my dash 15 times bc we all following the same group of hoes:

psyducked:

deadmugen:

tremendify:

vitamorsthetall:

caenis-doceri:

bugsgocracra0:

gaypeopletwitter:

Originally posted by sweetscarlett

@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

gavporn:

@staff

lynchbrothers:

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

Always

protectts:

dewgongo:

“oh i forgot to make dinner”

“guess we’re having takeout tonight!”

februaryflora:

my advice to women: scream more, wreak havoc, be ugly and gross, use the sword emojis

my advice to men: develop a sense of shame